May 2012
Oh, hey.
Thought I’d pop in.
May 4th
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March 2012
Question.
Is it still considered a crush if both parties feel the same way, and have discussed further action?
Mar 17th
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February 2012
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Where do homeless people get all these Sharpies...
Just wondering. ….’Cause Sharpies are expensive. That’s two cheeseburgers for every one marker.
Feb 19th
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*taps mic*
Is this thing on?
Feb 17th
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December 2011
Oh, hi.
Dec 30th
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July 2011
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The Young and the Sexless.
All’a you.
Jul 10th
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antilucifer replied to your post: Fuckin’ pussy. What? this blog still posts? I’m not dead, bro.
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
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Not wearing panties with jeans is like asking to...
You nasty fucks.
Jul 9th
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"No panties and jeans, that's so necessary."
No Mr. Carter, that is indeed very necessary.
Jul 9th
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No one cares.
Shut up. Just…. Stop. No one. Fucking. Cares.
Jul 6th
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I'm here.
And bored. No one cares, I know. Also, I’m 21 now. Well, I have been for like, a week and a half. But whatever. Bye. …..Bitches.
Jul 5th
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Jul 5th
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“Up in yo’ bitch is where you might find me.”
– Abraham Lincoln
Jul 5th
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May 2011
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May 25th
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thesuccubusmanifesto: simonefiasco: kwills88: I’d probably stick my dick in Oprah’s arm fat…I mean, it’s Oprah. your dick is never getting anywhere near Oprah’s arm fat.  his dick is never getting near anything other than the inside of his drawz and the inside of his hand. Welp.
May 25th
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May 17th
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May or may not do that Accent Challenge video.
Considering it. Eh. Thought I’d blow the dust off my Tumblr.  At least for a day or two. We’ll see.
May 17th
 smidgets replied to your post: *waves* ghost In the flesh <3
May 17th
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*waves*
May 17th
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April 2011
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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But seriously...
Shut the fuck up.
Apr 19th
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If any of you fuckass bitches want to speak on my...
Or go get a life and quit worrying about mine. Either way.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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March 2011
Spam.
thefreshestfatboy: I don’t like the food. I don’t like the arbitrary emails. I don’t like getting spammed music via social networking sites from people I have never heard of. All you have to do is be dope. Spamming makes people annoyed and gets you talked about, laughed at, cursed out, then eventually blocked from peoples social networking sites. I understand you are hungry, need to be heard,...
Mar 30th
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Reblog that last post for me.
Please. Thanks.
Mar 30th
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Announcement.
Right, so, uh, last year, I had the great honor of host AbJo’s beat tape “The Art of Dreaming.” Now, I’m putting together a mixtape in conjunction with my boys over at The Dankhouse. We’re looking at a summer release, with those kinds of summertime tracks. You know what I mean. We’re in the process of compiling our list of artists for the tape, so if you’d...
Mar 30th
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If a man uses more products in his hair than you,...
Mar 15th
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If your boyfriend has an S-curl, he's thought...
Just so you know.
Mar 15th
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WHERE THE FUCK IS JA RULE?!?!
iammarsz: He’s with Earl.
Mar 12th
 simonefiasco replied to your post: “Soft spot havin’ ass nigga.” he was cute tho…:( lol We should’ve sat at that table instead.
Mar 12th
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"Soft spot havin' ass nigga."
I died on the inside. Thank you, Simone.
Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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I'm a white girl.
Mar 12th
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Fuck you.
Mar 12th
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craig-christ: DAMN I’M ICEY DAMN I’M BOOMIN’ BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW GET THE CHOPPA AIR THE NIGGA OUT But never, and I do mean never wear mink. As a rap artist I feel there is a moral code you must uphold to all inhabitants of this planet. Although I do rap about urban pharmaceutical distribution and being a freelance murderer, I do have a line that I do not cross, and that’s eating anything...
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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   illtakeyourbitch replied to your post: So, uh, what are some good apps?THERE’S A CHIPOTLE ORDERING APP?! Yes! It’s hella convenient.  martinmcflyy replied to your post: So, uh, what are some good apps?Angry Bird Seasons, Paper Toss, Shazam (for identifying songs) I already have Angry Birds though. And Paper Toss. And I can’t imagine when I would need Shazam. More suggestions!
Mar 9th
So, uh, what are some good apps?
See me in Words With Friends, son. My thingy is ziggdidwhat. Aside from that, Angry Birds, MLB, Chipotle ordering, what do I need?
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Taylor Swift could show me what dat mouf does.
simonefiasco: ziggdidwhat: I’m sure she’d do it with that little twinkle in her eye and shit. man, fuck that bitch taylor swift. Why you gotta hate on my ho like that?
Mar 4th
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Taylor Swift could show me what dat mouf does.
I’m sure she’d do it with that little twinkle in her eye and shit.
Mar 4th
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 doku-dansu replied to your photo: Filling the void in my sexless life. your life is probably sexless because of those pants. I LOVE YOU Whatever. Your pussy is probably drier than Oprah’s. I LOVE YOU TOO, BEW <3
Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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 doku-dansu replied to your photo:Just ran into my manager at the grocery store,… what exactly is going on with those pants. i’m gonna have to know what’s going on with those pants. :| Leave my pants alone. They’re fucking awesome and I love them. They were also only $10 at the vintage store.
Mar 4th
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